Bring Out Your Dead Plague Doctor T-Shirt — Dark Humor Halloween Tee
Original price was: $39.88.$27.88Current price is: $27.88.
💀 BRING OUT YOUR DEAD — AND YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR 💀
This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a statement for the ones whose comedy runs pitch black. It turns 14th-century gallows humor into a conversation-starter you can wear, and it will absolutely unsettle your coworkers on a Tuesday. If your idea of a good joke has a body count, welcome home.
🎨 The Vintage Municipal-Seal Design
A plague doctor in his iconic beaked mask hauls a cart of skulls, ringed with “Bring Out Your Dead · Municipal Collection Services · Est. 1348” and a banner reading “Curbside Collection — Tuesdays and Thursdays.” History, horror, and deadpan wit in one crisp print.
🧵 Premium Ring-Spun Cotton
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz/yd²) for solid colors — lightweight, breathable, and soft enough to wear all year round. Heather and Sport Grey shades blend in polyester for extra durability, so the fabric feels like a bliss and holds up wash after wash.
🪡 Built To Last
Twill-taped shoulders resist stretching, there are no side seams for a cleaner drape, and the ribbed-knit collar holds its shape. A pearlized tear-away label means zero neck itch, all day.
🇺🇸 Ethically Made In The USA
Printed on blanks grown and harvested from ethically sourced US cotton, certified by Oeko-Tex for safety, and produced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol for sustainable manufacturing.
🎁 Where It Belongs
Halloween parties, history-nerd meetups, horror-movie nights, Renaissance faires, or just any Tuesday when you feel like being a little unsettling. The perfect gift for the goth, the history buff, or the friend whose humor is a little too dark.
- 💀 Vintage plague-doctor municipal-seal art — dark humor conversation starter
- 🧵 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz — soft, breathable, all-year comfort
- 🪡 Twill-taped shoulders, no side seams, ribbed collar — built to last
- 🇺🇸 Ethically made in USA · Oeko-Tex certified — tear-away label, zero itch
- 🎁 The perfect gift — for goths, history buffs & dark-humor lovers
Some jokes never die. 👉 Grab your Plague Doctor tee today.
Size Chart
Size Chart — US sizing, measurements in inches. Compare garment chest to your own.
| Color | Indigo Blue, Light Blue, Sport Grey, White, Sand |
|---|---|
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
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LILIGUO INTERNATIONAL LLC
Brand: LLILIGUO
Address: 15501 CLAY CLIFFE CT HACIENDA HEIGHTS, CA 91745
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